I keep smelling mayonnaise. There is an incredibly strong mayo stench in my apartment.
It's making me wanna puke.
I hate mayonnaise. More than anything. More than when I forget to charge my cell. More than Katy Perry. More than that ridiculous video of the dog saying "I LOVE YOU." MORE THAN RUNNING UPHILL, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
There has NEVER been mayonnaise in my apartment. EVER.
WHERE IS IT COMING FROM?!?